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Archive for January, 2004

Does Revelations Say Anything About Plagues Of Monkeys?

15 Jan

Everywhere you look, the monkeys are invading.

College campuses in India.

Embassies in Nepal.

A rent-a-car dealer in South Florida.

Some of them can run up to 34 mph.

Repent, sinners, for The Time Of The Monkey Is Nigh. NIGH, I tell you!

Posted by Aaron. Tags: Monkeys, The Rapture Is Nigh ( 368 Views )
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Monkey Overload!

13 Jan

Germans may love David Hasselhoff, but the Chinese love monkeys.

I’m not kidding. They really love monkeys.

Posted by Aaron. Tags: Monkeys ( 263 Views )
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Sweet, Sweet Booze…

10 Jan

The Dangers Of Alcohol.
This is freakin’ hilarious.
(link via Raul Duke)

Posted by Aaron. Tags: Alcohol ( 305 Views )
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