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Archive for January 15th, 2004

Does Revelations Say Anything About Plagues Of Monkeys?

15 Jan

Everywhere you look, the monkeys are invading.

College campuses in India.

Embassies in Nepal.

A rent-a-car dealer in South Florida.

Some of them can run up to 34 mph.

Repent, sinners, for The Time Of The Monkey Is Nigh. NIGH, I tell you!

Posted by Aaron. Tags: Monkeys, The Rapture Is Nigh ( 387 Views )
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