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We’re Not That Lucky
27 May
The Christians are leaving! The Christians are leaving!
And on behalf of grateful heathens everywhere, may I just say, “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.”
(link via Jeffrey)
Archive for May, 2004
But…..WHY?
25 May
This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
(link via Fat Mike)
If There Is A Hell, This Will Be The Soundtrack
17 May
I have only one quibble with this list:
Over the weekend, I was flipping the channels and happened upon the VH1 version of this list. There were several discrepancies between the two lists; most glaringly, that many of the older bad songs (specifically, the Beatles, Doors, and Simon & Garfunkel tracks) had been exorcised from the VH1 list in favor of newer horrible tunes.
Considering that VH1 and Blender colloborated on this list, why were the two version slightly different? Was it because the older songs, dating fom the pre-video era, would be more difficult to present on a tv show? Or was it because VH1 was leery of insulting Boomer sacred cows such as the Beatles, thereby alienating the Ex-Lax And Dentures crowd?
DEAR GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!
07 May
Q: What’s the only thing in the entire world worse than a Nickelback song?
A: TWO Nickelback songs, one playing in each ear! YARGH!
Of course, the punchline is that the two songs sound exactly the same…
(link via Raule Duke)
Here We Go Again…
05 May
When will these nitwits learn? Looks like they’re trying to shut Mike up again. Apparently, they didn’t learn their lesson the first time.
It’s Good, But the Simpsons Version is Still Better
04 May
The Shining in 30 seconds, as re-enacted by bunnies.
Another beauty, courtesy of Cardinal Ugenesis. Why the good Cardinal didn’t post this one himself, instead allowing me to take all the credit, is a mystery.
“That all depends on what the meaning of the word ‘meaning’ is.”
02 May
They said there would be no official transcript of Bush and Cheney’s testimony before the 9/11 commission, but here it is!
