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Archive for May 7th, 2004

DEAR GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!

07 May

Q: What’s the only thing in the entire world worse than a Nickelback song?

A: TWO Nickelback songs, one playing in each ear! YARGH!

Of course, the punchline is that the two songs sound exactly the same…

(link via Raule Duke)

Posted by Aaron. Tags: Circling The Drain, Tunes ( 348 Views )
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