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Archive for July, 2004
The Eternal Lesson That Man Sadly Never Learns
08 Jul
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape,
You don’t spit into the wind,
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger,
And you sure as shit don’t corner an angry monkey.
Yeah, I Think We All Know The Answer To That One.
08 Jul
I know how much The Authoritah loves conspiracy theories, so this one’s especially for him.
Of course, since these same people have already made up reasons to start a war, this theory doesn’t sound particularly far-fetched, now does it?
Giant Weiners. Huh huh huh.
06 Jul
