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And The Lord Sayeth, “Use The Cat o’ Nine Tails”
15 Nov
Principal at Christian school punishes teens by whipping…himself!
Let me get this straight: the two kids in question were caught kissing girls, so the principal decided he would cure them of this transgression by engaging in homoerotic sadomasochism?
I applaud this awe-inspiring display of pretzel logic. In the spirit of applying Biblical punishments to modern day problems, I would like to officially request that you all stone me.
(UPDATE: Whoops, I just went back and re-read that part of the Bible a little more closely, and it appears that the practice of “stoning” doesn’t actually mean what I thought it did. Never mind.)
