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Banana Cream Pie Is The Pie Of War
29 Nov
Those of you still looking for a church to answer all of life’s questions need look no further:
The Holy Church of Pie.
Was the venerated Saint Handey anticipating such a church when he mouthed these sacred words?
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmm, boy.
Or was this merely his attempt to elucidate the paradox of Pascal’s Wager…in pie form?
None know the answers to these lofty questions, except the One True Pie. And it ain’t talkin’, on account of I ate it.
Amen.
