The Quality of Their Mercy is Strained
Now look, Reverends Falwell, Dobson, Wildmon. I realize that the vast majority of the estimated 150,000 tsunami victims are not American or Christian or Republican Party donors or even white, but couldn’t you at least pretend to have some compassion?
Seriously, you guys are giving the rest of us religious fanatics a bad name.
Maybe you should actually try reading that book you’re always waving in people’s faces. Just for shits and giggles, you might want to start with this section.
But I’m guessing you guys don’t go for that “bleeding heart hippie” crap. Nah, punishment and vengeance is more your gig, right? In that case, try this passage on for size.
Oh, and invest heavily in asbestos underwear. You’ll need it where you’re going.


