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And The Lord Did Grin…
What’s the most coveted award in the world? The award that sets the glitterati and their paid sycophants and suckfish all a-twitter? What award show beats “American Idol” in the ratings like a red-headed stepchild? Is it the Oscars? Naw. The Emmys? Puh-lease. The Grammys? Not in this lifetime. Drum roll…...
That’s right, it’s the Craaaziest Christian of the Year™ award!
It’s been almost three months since we crowned 2004’s Craaaziest Christian™, and no doubt you have all been on the edges of your seats in breatless anticipation of this year’s nominees. Well, your wait is over! Here’s the first batch of 2005:
Woman claims image of Virgin Mary appears on bathroom mirror
Nebraska girl finds pretzel that looks like Mary and Jesus, sells it on E-Bay
Teacher at Christian school fires pellet gun at student in class
Man strangles wife because “divorce is frowned upon by the Lord”
Talk about an embarassment of riches: this many loonies to choose from, and there’s still more than nine months left in the year! Look for the next batch sometime in May…or sooner, if (as seems likely) the ranks of Craaazy Christians™ continue to grow exponentially by the day. In the meantime, who should be the winner from this first group?
