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A Zen Garden of the Nostrils
When Jeebus wants you to find inner peace, He directs you that Word which will lift the veil from your eyes in the way most pleasing to Him. In my case, He directed me to Google, and commanded me to type in but a single Word.
And that Word was “Nose.”
And this was the first website that came up.
And lo, the veil was lifted, and the log was yanked from my eye in a shower of splinters, and my mind was made calm. Let the deluded and lost push their rocks around in search of inner peace; they have the right idea, but the wrong methods. No, the path to Perfect Enlightenment is to be found through the Sacred Tweezers. Try it for yourself. (Speakers will enhance the Satori, but are not absolutely necessary.) Full contemplation will cause the waves of righteousness to spew forth, like mucus.
And your nose shall be free from sin.
