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And the Beast Shall Reveal Himself and He Shall Be Called George Lucas
No doubt, most of you are already aware that the final installment in the Star Wars saga has zillions of good, patriotic Americans up in arms over its blatant and traitorous comparisons between Emperor Palpatine’s takeover of the Republic and our own Dear Leader’s War on Terror. So great is the anger at Revenge of the Sith that a spectacularly successful boycott has crippled the movie’s commercial appeal, limiting the four day box office totals to a laughably pathetic $158 million. Glory!
But these people, however well-intentioned, fail to fully comprehend the true extent of Lucas’ evil. For Star Wars is not merely a pungent slab of anti-American propaganda. No, it is, in fact, something even more evil than liberalism:
Star Wars is a tool of Satan! (link via Chapel Perilous )
At last, the sheer, squalid depth of this nefarious plot is revealed. Today, the kids are buying action figures and Darth Vader masks; tomorrow, they’ll be sacrificing goats in pentagrams! The madman Lucas must be stopped!
