SemiConscious Dot Org

And while they were eating, he said, “I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me.”

They were very sad and began to say to him one after the other, “Surely not I, Lord?”

Nixon replied, “The one who has dipped his hand into the bowl with me will betray me. The Son of Man will go just as it is written about him. But woe to that man who betrays the Son of Man! It would be better for him if he had not been born…

...because when Liddy and the Plumbers are done with that motherfucker, his nuts will be stapled to my wall as a warning to the others. Pass the gin.”

– Spiro 26:21-24

One thousand, eight hundred and eighty long years we waited, from the day the Lord was crucified, until He returned to earth. From those humble beginnings in a decrepit Yorba Linda manger, He rose to the heights of power, as leader of the most powerful Godly nation in the history of the world. And then, just as He was on the verge of wiping the Satanic commie forces from the face of the earth forever and ushering in the Thousand Years of Peace …He was betrayed! AGAIN!

For more than thirty long years, we waited with baited breath to learn the identity of this modern-day Judas. Our axes grew rusty from lack of use; our nooses frayed and split; the paraffin for our torches dried up and became sticky. And still we waited.

And now, at last, our patience is rewarded! The identity of “Judas Throat” is revealed! The Hellbound traitor is none other than former FBI No.2 man Mark Felt!

Not surprisingly, the sainted former Apostles of Nixon have been quick and relentless in their just condemnation of this viper:

G. Gordon Liddy, a Nixon operative who engineered the 1972 break-in at the Democratic National Campaign headquarters in the Watergate building in Washington, and served four and a half years in jail for it, said Felt “violated the ethics of the law enforcement profession.” ..........

“Mark Felt could have stopped Watergate,” said Chuck Colson, who served time in jail and is now an evangelical Christian broadcaster. “He was in a position of that kind of influence. Instead, he goes out and basically undermines the administration.”

Former Nixon speechwriter Pat Buchanan, in an appearance on MSNBC television, bluntly said Felt was a “traitor.”

With the testimony from men of such unimpeachable bravery and character to spur us on, how can we remain silent? To arms, Nixonites, to arms! The identity of the man who killed our Law-breaking, Opponent-spying, Protestor-clubbing, Carpet-bombing Lord and Savior is finally known… and there ain’t no justice like New Testament Angry Mob Justice!