Onward, Christian Soldiers Heritage Foundation Interns
20 Jun
The war news is bad. Recruitment is down. Dear Leader’s poll numbers are plunging. Traitors such as Pat Tillman’s parents openly hate America. And, as previously noted, the 101st Fighting Keyboarders are suffering heavy losses. Something must be done, and quickly.
As usual, The General has the solution:
Operation Yellow Elephant.
(Update: 6/21) In the event that the preceding patriotic graphic doesn’t inspire the brave, beer-bonging hordes of America’s College Republicans to enlist in a war they so loudly support, here is another one from the General’s archives. Glory!




