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Why Do Grieving War Mothers Hate America?
Alas, the Dog Days of Summer are upon us in full force once again. The weather has turned hot, and a huge rabble army of America-haters has surrounded Dear Leader’s Fortress of Solimitudery, demanding that he take a break from his hard-earned five week vacation to answer questions that are by nature ephemeral, ethereal, knowable only to the Mind of God. Questions like “What the fuck?”
Luckily, however, the Force of Righteousness, have, as always, rallied to Dear Leader’s defense, descending upon this Ungodly Maoist Fifth Columnist with all the vicious, spiteful defensiveness of people with absolutely nothing to hide or answer for. Oh, sure, the objectively pro-Saddam harlot has thrown back some barbs; apparently this trollop thinks the tired old “I Think I Know My Son A Little Better Than Michelle Malkin Does” argument holds any water with the ‘Murrican public! Obviously, she hasn’t gotten the memo that Saints Malkin, Drudge, O’Reilly, being filled with the Righteousness of Jeebus, are endowed with the power to read the minds of the dead! Glory!
Thankfully, the 101st Fighting Keyboarders have already trained their righteous guns upon this America-hating harlot. It will give them a constructive outlet for their Divine Bile, rather than wasting it fending off scurrilous, irresponsible attacks on their manhood. There is no more precious fluid in the universe than Divine Bile, you know.
Well, maybe one.
