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The Tao of Shatner
Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by man.
– Jack Handey
Multiple Emmy and Oscar-winning star of the big and small screen.
Trusted corporate spokesman.
Pulitzer Prize-winning author.
Object of religious veneration the world over.
Truly, William Shatner is a towering intellectual and philosophical giant whose accomplishments will one day be ranked alongside (and probably dwarf) those of King, Gandhi, Da Vinci, Buddha, and the late J.H. Christ.
Thankfully, the world is finally beginning to take long-overdue notice. Last week, the History Channel began airing “How William Shatner Changed the World,” a loving and reverent tribute to the Great Man and his incalculable impact on world civilization. Overwhelming public demand will no doubt ensure that it is replayed many, many times. You will watch it. You will watch it repeatedly. And then you will get down on your lousy, stinking knees and give fervent thanks that you were lucky enough to be alive during the time that he graced the world with his magnificent presence.
After all Shatner has given to you, it’s the least you ungrateful wretches owe him.
