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A Victory For Freedom
We were greatly saddened last week to hear of the death of the Croc Hunter. However, we are now overjoyed to learn that some brave, patriotic Australians have taken it upon themselves to revenge his death by killing the species responsible. We are not unaware of the irony of this situation, as the Croc Hunter himself would no doubt be horrified that the animals he so loved were being killed in his name. But that’s just because he, swell guy though he was, suffered from the same Pre 9/11 Mentality that unfortunately still inflicts many.
In this Brave New World, the definition of “terrorist” has been redefined to “anybody who hurts someone we like.” That includes dumb animals too, pal. Sure, it sounds harsh when applied to the killing of a creature with a brain the size of a walnut, but desperate times demand desperate measures. We need more people prepared to do anything that needs to be done in defense of Freedom™... or at least some pundits willing to bloviate in favor of those things.
Only through relentless persecution and extermination of anyone or anything that makes us uncomfortable will we ever be free. This simple maxim holds ever true, whether the enemy in question is a terrorist, liberal, or Australian stingray. Glory!
