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Zeros are the Tools of the Devil
‘’That’s not the way the world really works anymore,’’ he continued. ‘’We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality – judiciously, as you will – we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.’‘
– Bush administration official, quoted by Ron Suskind
Last week, in its latest attempt to destroy Freedom™, The Left published a report claiming that 650,000 Iraqis have been killed since Dear Leader launched His Holy War in 2003. Keeping in mind P.J. O’Rourke’s dictum that “The Arabs invented the zero, but they also invented the six zeros after that,” Dear Leader dismissed the numbers out of hand, while simultaneously praising the Iraqis for their tolerance of violence.
For far too long, God’s Own Party was hopelessly wrapped up in outdated, antiquated ideas about words and numbers having to “mean” “something.” Now, thanks to the guidance of Dear Leader and His Neocons, they have fully embraced the precepts of Postmodernism. What’s another zero here or there when you’re talking about spreading Freedom™? Zeros, like all other numbers, have only the meaning Dear Leader assigns to them! Likewise, the Constitution and the Geneva Conventions only “mean” whatever Dear Leader decides they “mean,” which renders all this complaining on the part of communist librarians and libertarian penguins no more relevant than the barking of dumb dogs. For how can the American Republic be dead when it had “life” only within the brain-pan of the all-powerful Great and Good Dear Leader to begin with? Glory!
