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It’s hard work being a prophet. When one first receives visions from The Lord, the tendency is to chalk it up to fever or consumption or bad sushi or binge drinking or acid flashbacks or any of the other normal, everyday travails of a modern day church leader. Nonetheless, when the visions keep arriving, one can no longer ignore them or dismiss them as aberrations. (One could, we suppose, evince them as evidence of an impending mental breakdown, but that idea is, of course, absurd.)
Furthermore, we feel it is important to have these Holy Visions available for public consumption on the Internets, so that many years from now, when we are regarded as one of the most influential religious figures of this or any other century, our every utterance will be in the public domain, available for perusal by our legions of slavishly dedicated followers.
You’re welcome in advance.
