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01 Nov
Lots more Halloween lunacy to be found nyah.
Archive for November 1st, 2006
The Dark Lord of Freedom Loves Halloween
01 Nov
Given that Dear Leader was appointed by God and functions as His personal representative on Earth, one might expect that members of the administration he heads would naturally abhor a Satanic Pagan holiday like Halloween. While this is largely true, some administration members have worked to develop their own interpretation of the day’s traditional activities, thus divorcing them from their pagan origins and putting a wholesome, all-American stamp on them.
For instance, here we see an exclusive picture from the Halloween party that The Dark Lord of Freedom™, Big Swingin’ Dick Cheney, threw for the kids in his neighborhood last night:
(pic via that crazy penguin. )
