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Best. Headline. Ever.
01 Dec
The 45-year-old victim, who told authorities he’d passed out nude on the shore after smoking crack cocaine, was rushed to a hospital in critical condition............................
About five minutes into the nearly eight-minute call, the operator suggested Mayid tell Apgar to punch the alligator. “I don’t know if it’s true, but if you punch him in the nose … it may let him go,” Fulman said.
Mayid relayed the message and immediately came back with Apgar’s response: “Too big.”
The burning question: should this man be allowed as a 2006 Darwin Awards nominee, even though he survived? We need a ruling…
