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Hail Satan and Pass the Rocket Sauce
When the earth’s crust cooled, and the first primitive, single-celled organisms wriggled in the primordial ooze, Tenacious D was there, rocking out. When Cro Magnon man scratched his first tentative drawings on his cave walls, Tenacious D was there, rocking out. When God spoke to Moses from the burning bush, Tenacious D was there, rocking out. When the Declaration of Independence was signed, Tenacious D was there, rocking out. Four billion years from now, when the Sun swells into a red giant and cooks the Earth to a blackened cinder, Tenacious D will still be here, rocking the fuck out.
This evening, I have in my hot little hands two tickets to a concert. Nay, less a “concert” than a CATACLYSMIC EXPLOSION OF ROCK!!!! On February 16th, at the Paramount Theater in Seattle, I will be one of the privileged few to witness the appearance of The Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the History of the World…the one, the only, the Mighty D.
You may commence with the jealousy.
