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Treat Your Children With Love and Respect…Lest They Turn into Republicans
Could somebody please explain these assholes to me?
Honestly, I thought I was finally insulated against their bile. I thought I had finally set the intellectual, moral, and philosophical limbo bar so low that the American Right could no longer slither under it. I thought no new, depraved level of verbal sewage emanating from their fever swamp could shock me anymore. Not really.
And then a madman shot 33 people on a college campus, and this gang of soulless lizards lined up to blame the tragedy on coed dorms, liberal permissiveness, the victims themselves, and Muslims.
And they’re still at it! A week has passed, and the torrent of deranged editorials shitting forth from the clenched sphincters of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders continues unabated. In the past few days, we’ve seen the Virginia Tech massacre blamed on
1) Gun control
2) Male rage against the feminization of America
3) Radical Marxist college professors
4) Atheism
And, as always, those old conservative staples,
5) liberalism and
6) The victims. Those pussies.
And, for the truly unhinged, SATAN HIMSELF!
To paraphrase the tagline from a blog I happen to very much enjoy reading:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
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