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Mexistopheles
Ever since the midterm elections, things had been going so swimmingly for all the America-hatin’ terrorist-lovin’ gay-sex-havin’ liberals. Their nefarious plot to ship Satan-worshipping illegal aliens into the country via UN black helicopters and thus bring it under the heel of oppressive One World Government was proceeding without a hitch…
But they never counted on the Utah County Republicans getting wind of their plans!
Don Larsen, chairman of legislative District 65 for the Utah County Republican Party, had submitted a resolution warning that Satan’s minions want to eliminate national borders and do away with sovereignty.In a speech at the convention, Larsen told those gathered that illegal immigrants “hate American people” and “are determined to destroy this country, and there is nothing they won’t do.”
Illegal aliens are in control of the media, and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to “destroy Christian America” and replace it with “a godless new world order—and that is not extremism, that is fact,” Larsen said.
At the end of his speech, Larsen began to cry, saying illegal immigrants were trying to bring about the destruction of the U.S. “by self invasion.”
(And you know what the Bible says about “self invasion”...)
Can no one save us? Even Dashboard Homer is powerless before the Beelzemexislamocommunofascist invasion!
