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Best. Headline. Ever.
20 May
As part of my ongoing quest to get my own website blocked by our internet filter, thus ensuring that I will never be able to blog from work again, I offer the following headline:
Yes, it’s come to this. Our Preznit is now so staggeringly popular that two companies are fighting over the right to sell buttplugs in his likeness.
This may be the first time in George W. Bush’s entire life that his head will be up someone’s ass other than his own.
Thanks! You’ve been great! Be sure to tip your server…
