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Archive for May 30th, 2007

Reverse-Evolution Chronicles, Vol. 9,327

30 May

In Las Vegas, able-bodied tourists are renting mobility scooters meant for the disabled… in order to avoid the pain and hardship of actually walking.

Dear Denizens of the Evil Monkey Planet, please invade Earth and subjugate humanity with all deliberate speed. Humans have proven conclusively that we are clearly unfit to run this planet.


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