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This Week in Douchebaggery
On Sunday, Alberto “Rape Rooms” Gonzalez, the most incompetent Attorney General in the nation’s history and a man who actually made me pine for the days of John “Cover Up the Boobies” Ashcroft, resigned, joining a long list of rats who’ve jumped off the sinking ship since November 2006.
Yet another self-hating Republican closet case was caught soliciting sex in a public bathroom. This is going to make the “Teh Gay Agenda Is Seducing Ur Children!” crowd soooo mad… or would, if they ever, even once, held one of their own up to the moral standards they expect from everyone else.
Later this week, Dear Leader is heading down to N’awlins to dance a little jig on the corpse of the city his administration killed. Not surprisingly, the itinerary for his tour is not being made public. Rumors that he’s planning on calling Heckuva Job Brownie out of retirement to award him the Medal of Freedom are unconfirmed at this time.
