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God Made Dirty and Dirty Bust Ya Ass
I don’t know where in Hell Chris stumbled across this link, or why he didn’t post it to his own blog, but I operate under a strict formula of of “Snooze = Loose.” Therefore, with great pomp and fanfare, I present to you:
The Greatest Essay Ever Written.
A man can only justify his actions if he regards his demeanor with deductive thinking. This man was not Oedipus, mainly because he was a fucking douche bag. One must know who Oedipus was to understand the period in which it was written. This is my thesis statement. The Greeks contributed many things to our culture, such as olives, gyros, Lenny Kravitz, anal sex, and Oedipus. Oedipus will be remembered though out time because he suffered from Lou Gehrig’s disease, and that’s why he couldn’t play baseball in the first Olympic games. He will always be remembered for his journeys and his love for the New York Yankees.(snip)
One should ANALize the poetry on page 43, when Oedipus is rolling in his benzo and he has to bust a cap on some flagrants in the under city.
Riding in the benzo, poppin my colla
See some fine wenches, I hafta holla
Diamonds, gold, and all the mighty dolla
I’m oedipus bitch, the original balla.
I bust out my 9, to light up your impala.
Ol’ Dirty Bastard may be pimpin’ hos in heaven, but he apparently comes back from beyond the grave occasionally, to take over the pens of high school-aged term paper writers.
I think there’s a lesson in that for all of us.
