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Behold Your Once and Future King
23 Sep
He’s tanned, he’s rested, he’s ready.
He’s been dead for thirteen years, and his brain still has more functioning synapses than the Oval Office’s current occupant.
Even now, his campaign brain trust gathers, plotting his ruthless conquest.
Very soon now, he’ll be rising from the dead, just like Jesus.
His victory is imminent, his followers legion, his reign eternal. He will stand astride the world like a cyborg colossus.
NIXON ‘08!
Join him or be crushed!
