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Three Out of Five Imaginary Deities Agree…
26 Sep
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the motherfucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Jesus sez: “If I had actually existed, I totally would’ve been an American! Kick ass!”
Moses sez: “Ok, so I’m not technically a deity. But Yahweh told me he’s completely down with America bombing the shit outta people in his name! Rock on!”
Satan sez: “America is my favorite country EVAR!!!!1!!”
Note: Allah was too busy telling his followers to blow up school buses full of kids to venture an opinion on this important topic.
Buddha, on the other hand, wishes you all to know that all things, including America and terrorists, are transitory. Also, Bush and Ahmadinejad are both going to be reincarnated as dung beetles.
