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Archive for November 8th, 2007

Protect and Serve Me a Cold One

08 Nov

Man Calls 9-1-1 and Demands Beer:

Police said he called 911 numerous times and told the dispatcher he was out of beer and asked them to pick up more for him.

Poulin was transported to Windham Community Memorial Hospital after officers arrested him at his home.

Personally, I think this is a fantastic concept. Just think about how many alcohol-fueled accidents would be avoided if cops would just deliver beer to your house. I know that I’d certainly have more respect The Man if he was tooling around with cooler of ice-cold suds in his cruiser… instead of, say, assault rifles.


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