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I Iz Uh Real Smert Murkin
Well, my parents will no doubt be pleased to know that the tens of thousands of dollars they borrowed so I could go to college and get a Political Science degree weren’t totally wasted:
It turns out I might stand a flying chance of passing the citizenship test!
Here are 15 questions among 100 currently used in a US citizenship test. To pass, one needs to answer 7 or 8 of 10 questions correctly. See how many of these you know. You can check your answer by clicking for the next page.
My fancy-schmancy college edumacation enabled me to answer 12 of the 15 questions in the quiz correctly. No, I won’t tell you which 12.
You know who I’d really like to see take this test?
Yeah, these pigfuckers, and all their buddies. In the happy world I envision, every one of those “Minuteman” douchebags would be forced to take the citizenship test as a condition of retaining their citizenship.
Without any prep time.
At gunpoint.
Failure resulting in immediate deportation. At gunpoint.
Hey, a boy can dream, can’t he?
