I Call This Enemy…The “Moon.”
One year ago today.
Do you remember where you were when you first heard the chilling news reports?
Who can forget these terrifying images? I still see them in my nightmares every single night.






In the twelve long months that have followed, many have become complacent, lulled into a false sense of security, forgetting their duty to remain ever vigilant, ever suspicious, ever mindful of the Imminent Threat of Instantaneous Death posed by the Mooninite terrorists.
In the bloody aftermath, many in fact chose to blame the real victims: the policemen, politicians, and newscasters who scared the living shit out of people for absolutely no reason and were made fun of as a result. Some even laughed when the terrorist masterminds chose to pretend their murderous plot was all just a “big joke,” and later applauded when liberal activist judges predictably let them off the hook instead of sending them straight to Gitmo with all the other deadlock-wearing America haters.


