And The Bar Lowers Yet Again
22 Feb
That whooshing sound you hear is the last shred of John McCain’s respectability as a human being disappearing into the ether.
The torture victim is now a torture advocate.
Eager to curry favor with the Pro-Torture Douchebag Wing of the Republican Party, McCain has abandoned the last lingering remnant of his legendary principles. So much for the “Straight-Talking Maverick.”
This brings final confirmation of my lifelong conviction that The Only Good Republican Is An Unemployed Republican.


