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May Their ‘08 Season Be Better Than His
27 Feb
If only the good lord had seen fit to strike me stone blind ten minutes ago, I would’ve been spared the trauma of seeing this picture:
The Red Sox met with President George W. Bush at the White House today. Notably missing from the proceedings was Manny Ramirez, whose absence was noted by Bush. “Manny Ramirez isn’t here, I guess his grandmother died again,” Bush joked.
For God’s sake, Tek, don’t shake his hand! You’ll get Loser Karma all over you! Your ACL will pop like a grape in a microwave!
I try to console myself with the knowledge that every World Series winner has a silly photo op on the White House lawn the following spring, and the Sox owners are all big time Democratic contributors, and Curt Schilling was probably the only person who actually enjoyed meeting our stupid cracker Preznit, and the photo op probably drove uber-Republican George Steinbrenner into a fit of apoplectic, jealous rage…
But still, it’s painful to look at. My eyeballs will take days to recover.
