Happy Take a Flying Leap Day
29 Feb
Great news, kids! If your birthday is February 29th and you just turned 84 today, you’re finally old enough to drink legally! Enjoy!

Above: His frat brothers bought him a hooker to celebrate!
But wait, there’s more good news! Ponder this is as you down that first frosty cold one, my newly-legal octogenarian friend:
In just 176 years, you can retire.


