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Archive for February 29th, 2008

Happy Take a Flying Leap Day

29 Feb

Great news, kids! If your birthday is February 29th and you just turned 84 today, you’re finally old enough to drink legally! Enjoy!

Above: His frat brothers bought him a hooker to celebrate!

But wait, there’s more good news! Ponder this is as you down that first frosty cold one, my newly-legal octogenarian friend:

In just 176 years, you can retire.


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