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Archive for June 2nd, 2008

Hilary Clinton’s Strategah for Victorah!

02 Jun

And here you thought that, with the primaries over and Hilary trailing badly by every conceivable metric, she might, you know, concede. Foolish people! You obviously hadn’t heard about her super-secret, fiendishly clever “Barack Obama Eaten By Giant Pill Bugs” strategy.

But just in case this foolproof gambit somehow doesn’t succeed, there’s a backup plan. Senator Obama, prepare to be on the business end of a

PRAYER ASSAULT!!!1!!

Hilary Clinton’s Glorious Victory is assured! She will march on a Road of Bones!


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