Longest Way Round is the Shortest Way Home
It is with great shame and regret that I must inform you that I completely spaced on this year’s observance of Towel Day. I spent the entire day wandering around this low-rent rock of a planet without The Most Massively Useful Thing in my possession. It’s a wonder I survived. If any regular readers of this blog inadvertently experienced more danger or inconvenience than they otherwise would have due to my failure to warn them of the need to carry a towel, I sincerely apologize.
Let me make it up to you all. Tomorrow, June 16th, is Bloomsday. Whatever else you do, make certain that you have a copy of Ulysses on you at all times, and be sure to drink lots and lots of Guinness. Your very life may depend on it.
There, now we’re even. You’re welcome.


