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Everything is Wrong and Dumb
22 Aug
What the rambling ring-tailed hell is wrong with everything? I’ve told everything to shape up, time and time and time again, but still everything utterly refuses to do what I command. I’ve had it!
Well, I don’t have to take everything’s bullshit any longer, because Giblets has finally done what needed to be done:
Attention everything! You are stupid and flabby and pointless and have not been pulling your weight and giving one hundred and twelve percent and with the growth in the last quarter and the new industry realities and the productivity and the GDP and the whatnot a lot of you have to go. Shut up Giblets is talking! The following things are fired, effective immediately! Pack yourselves up and file out the back when you hear your names called. Do not stop to pick up your severance packages, severance packages have been fired!
Yeah, that’ll wipe the smug, condescending smirk off everything’s face.
