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Five Years and Drinking Counting
“Half-Clad Man Flees Carnival, Then is Hit by Train”
With that beautiful headline, the inaugural post of this here little ol’ blog landed smack dab on the interweb tubes, five years ago today. From its humble beginnings as the “Drivel Sideblog” on my original (now defunct) website, it gradually took on a life of its own, jumping domains and changing names numerous times in a valiant and heroic quest to shed all but the most dedicated (and bored) of readers. A reverse-elite corps, if you will…
And today, 1,826 days later and the successful purging long complete, a robust, loyal readership of five hardy souls visits for their daily weekly sporadic fill of foul-mouthed misanthropic cynicism, political tirades, patently unfunny attempts at comedy, and fawning reviews of obscure, screechy metal bands.
And, of course, the real reason that people visit: Monkeys.
(Oh yeah, and there’s another anniversary coming up a few days after tomorrow’s blogiversary. I hear these things are pretty important, too…)
