She is All, and Everything Else is Small
04 Sep
To celebrate our first anniversary, the Special Lady Friend and I took a getaway trip to the small island of Monhegan, ten miles off the Maine coast. There, far beyond the insidious reach of teevee, cell phones, and the Interweb Tubes, we enjoyed several days of excessive public drinking rest and relaxation. Monhegan might just be one of the most beautiful spots on earth.
Here are a few pics. (Full set nyah.)
Hell, I was so blissfully and splendidly isolated, it was days before I found out that John McCain picked a shockingly traitorous, lying religious fanatic to fill the second-most powerful office on the planet.
September 4th, 2008 at 10:37 pmthat is why we go back year after year . . .
September 5th, 2008 at 8:51 amSarah Palin is a sanctimonious hypocritical cunt. I guess her knocked-up underage skank of a daughter is more entitled to constitutional rights than two monogamous homosexuals looking for some health benefits.
Don’t worry, Satan and I are reserving a special circle in Hell just for her.
Fuckin’ hoor.
September 5th, 2008 at 10:50 pmPersonally, I could care less about Palin’s daughter getting knocked up (aside from the delicious comedic spectacle of conservative pundits, who normally blame teenage pregnancy on bad parenting and liberal permissiveness and popular culture, tying themselves in rhetorical knots to explain how it’s Nobody Else’s Business when one of Their Own gets embarrassed by it.)
I would much rather the media stop obsessing on this frippery, and instead start asking questions about the ethical cesspool that is her gubernatorial administration. Or hey, how about her ties to a pastor who calls 9/11 and the Iraq War “God’s will” and says that anyone who votes Democratic or criticizes Bush is going to hell. Or maybe her close ties to secessionists who hate America.
After all, the media has seen fit to freely speculate on Obama’s patriotism based on factors such as his former pastor’s mouth, his childhood school, and even his middle name. It’s only fair they would return the favor for a Republican, right? Especially since, in her case, there’s actual evidence to support the speculation.
Yeah, I’m not holding my breath either.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pm9/11 and the Iraq War were not My Will. The neocons who engineered the latter, when not groveling beneath their AIPAC puppet-masters, were busy praying to Mars and Mammon respectively. Mars was pretty pissed off by that, since he only gives his blessings to “just wars” and when he wants to piss off Zeus. Mammon was too busy to be reached, giving his blessings to the the modern Gemini, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.
Also, Palin is exempt from her treasonous, hypocritical douchebaggery because she’s white and her conservative jugs distract the pundits.
September 6th, 2008 at 3:20 pm[...] no, the title isn’t a reference to Oldy McOld picking a dangerous lunatic to be his running mate, either. After all, there’s still plenty of time left for the American [...]
September 7th, 2008 at 9:28 pmTo get back on subject, where the fuck are the pics of the fairy houses? Monhegan >= Scandinavian gnomes, so get it right.
September 7th, 2008 at 9:55 pm