Adventures in Conservative Craziness: Part Seventy Squillion
One of the most enjoyable aspects of this election season is the rapidly increasing deluge of industrial-grade lunacy emanating from the fever swamp of the American Right. As the McCain campaign enters its long-overdue death spiral, the loonies are waking up to the fact that they’re probably going to lose. Needless to say, they’re not happy about this, and it’s making them even crazier than before.
For instance:
Omigod, a young, white McCain supporter was mugged by a big scary black man! Will B. Hussein Obama’s thuggish supporters stop at nothing? Surely, this terrifying news will turn voters away from Obama in droves! Wait, it’s all a hoax? Hum dee dum dee dum…
Obama was involved in terrorist bombings, is not an American citizen, and had an affair with a gay pedophile.
Obama is exactly like Hitler, Mao, and Jim Jones.
Also, he’s exactly like Stalin, and the Negroes will riot if he loses the election…or if he wins!
Expect the tide of batshittery to increase exponentially in the next week. By election day, I fully expect to see “Barack Hussein Obama: Snake in the Garden of Eden?” to crawl across the bottom of Fox News’ screen.
That sign “jumped the shark” at least 4 times. The best come-back I usually give to Right Wing batshittery is: “How’s your 401K?” Then mention that McCain’s economic adviser is Phil Gramm and that McCain was involved in the “Keating 5” S&L disaster. Usually shuts em up pretty quick. That and mentioning the words “trophy wife” in arguments about legalizing gay marriage.
If this is simply about skin color, that’s more pathetic than Scott Baio’s career.
October 27th, 2008 at 11:50 pmObama is even worse than all these things. He is the epitome of the wingnuts worst nightmare: a moderate black man with a foreign sounding name. That’s what really has them scared. Everything else is just icing.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:32 am[...] Aaron has one of those 1000 word pictures that ties in with my previous post about how truly scared the wingnuts are of loosing this election. They’re resorting to slurs and name calling, if not outright crazy talk, flinging poo in the hope that some of it sticks. He’s a Muslim, a terrorist, a socialist, etc. etc. you’ve heard them all already, I’m sure. [...]
October 28th, 2008 at 12:42 amJohn McCain is my friend.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:32 pmFunny thing about right wing protestors, notice all of the signs they always carry are made out of the most ghetto of materials? Don’t they have a Kinko’s or Office Max out in Cleveland?
October 29th, 2008 at 2:10 pmI think it has something to do with all the arts an’ crafts they have lyin’ around the house from home-schoolin’ their kids about Islamofacist socialistic wealth-spreading-around sock-monkey baby-killin’ types. An’ then 80 Foot Jesus came out from an Ohio cornfield with laser beams shootin’ out of his eyes and went rampagin’ up 5th Avenue an’ trampled Saks an’ Macy’s an’ Jamba Juice ‘cause it was there an’ it’s so sweet that it’s sinful an’ he took Sarah Palin unto his Caddilac-sized hand and they went down to the White House an’ ruled for 1000 years in a Jubilee of moose-shootin’ hockey playin’ oil drillin’ rapture.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:16 pmThe End.
Best. Right Wing. Protester. Ever.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:52 pmThat sign is offensive to Morans everywhere.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:46 pmI am appalled by your insensitivity towards the mentally handicapped. Don’t you know they are people too, just like me and you, except they hate books that are not the bible, they believe in myth as reality, they claim bravery but are scared of any culture that is not like theirs.
Oh what the hell lets fry them!
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October 30th, 2008 at 8:20 amSkoal Longcut Wintergreen…..$5.50
Left-in-dryer-100-minutes-too-long—Tshirt…..$12.50
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You know who he looks like? Mr. Gumby from Monty Python.
October 30th, 2008 at 9:46 pm