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Friday Monkey Blogging (Tuesday “Send in the Rodeo Clowns” Edition)
05 Aug
The Past Eight Years Explained
11 Jun
Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o’ them, uh—?
Frankie: Meat thermometers?
Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o’ them, uh—?
Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?
Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.
Frankie: Boy, that must smart.
May Their ‘08 Season Be Better Than His
27 Feb
If only the good lord had seen fit to strike me stone blind ten minutes ago, I would’ve been spared the trauma of seeing this picture:
The Red Sox met with President George W. Bush at the White House today. Notably missing from the proceedings was Manny Ramirez, whose absence was noted by Bush. “Manny Ramirez isn’t here, I guess his grandmother died again,” Bush joked.
For God’s sake, Tek, don’t shake his hand! You’ll get Loser Karma all over you! Your ACL will pop like a grape in a microwave!
I try to console myself with the knowledge that every World Series winner has a silly photo op on the White House lawn the following spring, and the Sox owners are all big time Democratic contributors, and Curt Schilling was probably the only person who actually enjoyed meeting our stupid cracker Preznit, and the photo op probably drove uber-Republican George Steinbrenner into a fit of apoplectic, jealous rage…
But still, it’s painful to look at. My eyeballs will take days to recover.
Screamin’ Cheetah Wheelies
24 Nov
(link via zapatopi.net)
Fun With Print Screen
07 Nov
Fair is Foul, and Foul is Fair
07 Sep
“When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?”
Teeth Like Baseballs, Eyes Like Jellied Fire
27 Apr
“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?”
The Lighter Side of War, Ethnic Slaughter, Greed, Stupidity, and Corruption
30 Mar
“A year ago my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice president had shot someone,” President Bush said Wednesday night during the annual gathering.“Ah,” he said, “those were the good ol’ days.”
(link and picture via Liberals Must Die!)
